Leon Rhymes

"Sometimes I do a lot of nothing

when there is nothing left to do,

and then I do a little something

as I write these poems for you."

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Something For Nothing

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"Fair weather'd birds

of a Feather we made Love:

We dance we slept

tho that is not what I am thinking of..."

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"Thinking of you I am speaking in Tongues:

Would it embarrass you if I asked to honour you

with my lips?"

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Say nice things about you?

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"The air we breath. The water we drink.

The food we eat. The more we think."

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about Life:

and how we can make it better for others...

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"Give Presence: Generosity Grows Rich."

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"Please listen

so I may hear the echo

of my own words."

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"Every man deserves a house 

with a fireplace and a bed,

but most of all a downy soft pillow

upon which to lay his weary head."

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"The closer I get to happiness

the sadder I am to see sorrow

left behind."

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"It only hurts to apologize

if you don't feel the pain

of sorrow."

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"Be aware of wool in cheap clothing."

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"Sometimes no conversation

is better than none at all."

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"The man who travels cross-country

in a caravan of One,

is always alone in unfamiliar places...

where he is no longer a general

to anyone in particular."

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"We cling to our possessions

like cloth clings to the clown,

who drenched himself

with designer holy water

just to bring the entire house

down."

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"How we move across the desert

in gowns of gabardine,

showing off our ignorance

so willing to be seen."

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"Is a dumb blonde valedictorian a foxymoron?"

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"She would go all the way for a bowl of spaghetti,

so her friends called her a pasta-tute."

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Monica Brewinsky:

"The reason she gave may sound silly,

but she unzipped his trousers just to free Willy?"

"If she were a bird,

she damn-sure would not be a swallow!"

--Love Hillary

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"Simple cunt

shall not sit

on elaborate

Thrones."

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Now where was I?

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Oh yeah...

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"The unidentified flying object

of bovine origination,

left mysterious crap circles

in the fertile field

of the friendly farmer's

disbelief."

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"We live in a World

where bullshit is no longer

and endanger'd feces."

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O.J. Symptoms:

"Sometimes you lie

when you don't give information,

at others you do when you do.

I despise the Kings & Queens of lily white lies

desguised as lawyers and other liars

(including politicians & advertisers)

behind stripes at the Zoo."

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"Afterall,

a Zeba is naught but a striped ass

--isn't he?"

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To be continued...